Friday, December 7, 2012

3

 "Ughhhfff. I don't feel good, what is this?!"

 "Blauahjkhjsjdkf"
 It's unicorn sickness, Arlie!

 Brian was getting on well with his painting skills, and it was coming out nicely for their house.

 In the meantime Karri worked on her new garden while she waited for Thorton to arrive. It went well with her gardening skills

 Brian finished his first painting and started on his second which was purple again !

 "I know what a wife is" She whispered in his ear.


 "That's my home planet," Karri said as she pointed to the stars. "Right there next to the smaller sparkling one."
"Yeah, right." Thorton was preoccupied with watching for his wife's car that could drive by any second on her way home from work. He certainly did not want to be caught with another girl, especially at night.
 Things were getting pretty heated inside the house when Arlie paused. "Where's Karri?" She asked.
"I dunno." He let go of his wife. "She said that she was going to invite a friend over and I told her it was nice that she was adjusting to life here."
"Hmm," Arlie began, "I'm going  to see what they're up to."

 Arlie went out front to "check the mail" and found the two standing in the driveway, talking.  She decided it was nothing and went back into the house to report her findings to Brian and the the couple headed off to bed, leaving Karri outside with her guest.

The next morning Brian sat to eat breakfast with Karri and saw Thorton walk down the hallway.
"What -" he started, but Karri interrupted him.
"We had a very lovely night" she told him casually as they ate. "He is such a kind gentleman and I hope to meet his wife some day."
Brians jaw dropped. "But.. the way he's walking... his wife..."

Arlie took Pennie for a walk to the park while Brian and Karri were at work. She was sick of being locked in the house all day and it was nice to be able to get out and enjoy the fresh air.

The sun started to set across the Valley as they sat down on the old picnic table to enjoy the wonderful meal Karri grilled up for them. She really knew what she was doing when it came to cooking so it was a surprise that she didn't know basic things like windows and what a wife was.

 After the picnic Brian and Karri went to get ready for bed while Arlie went to the park. There were always interesting people at the park and it was a good excuse to take Killer out to play.
She arrived to a woman in the bushes talking to an old lady. Very interesting.

 The old lady swooned over the little puppy. The woman in the bushes creeped out and casually walked away.

 The old lady left and Arlie was left by herself with Killer.  She had to put the dog down as she was sick again.


The next morning back at the house Karrie was starting to feel a little different and felt the need to slip into more comfortable and roomy clothes..

Thursday, December 6, 2012

2


 Brian woke up to find a stranger in his kitchen.  This wouldn't have been so odd to him if she wasn't blue.  He should have been worried because most people aren't okay with random blue people in their house. But of course, he was an X7 after all.

 "Err.. who are you?" Brian asked, as he approached the kitchen. She was obviously from a different planet.  Her face markings clearly stated this and so did her attire.
"Karri!" she replied excitedly. "I was ordered yesterday. Today is my first day at work!"
Brian didn't know what to think.  She was excited but her voice was to smart sounding to actually portray her emotions right.
 Karri breakfast as Brian went to seek out his wife.

 Brian found Arlie outside playing with the dogs, "Arlie did you order and alien?"
"Oh, Yes! I thought we would need help around the house since we're both working." She exclaimed. "She's a mail - order bride. So technically she's supposed to get married to one of us but I told her that it wasn't necessary and that we would find her a perfect mate right away !"

 "Babe, we don't need a mail order bride to help around the house, we work, and frankly, we don't need the extra help?"
Arlie frowned. "But look at her, she's already made a friend!"
 "That is a very nice suit, Mr Wolff." Karri said, making simple conversation.
"Why thank you Karri, my wife bought it for me" Thorton said.
"Your what"
".......what.."

 Arlie took Karri out to the park to play the guitar for extra money while Brian worked his butt off.


 And then while Arlie was at work Brian took Karri to the supermarket to get seeds. In a way the mail order bride took a reverse effects and it was like babysitting an adult instead.

 Three people fighting over who got to sit at the table seemed to be enough and Brian finally gave in to getting a dinning table set as they slowly built a home.

 With no TV Brian took to painting which he was fairly good at . And it was purple! The color of his descendants ! (Man)
 Arlie got home late and unfortunately had to eat by herself, but she didn't mind much because it was better than sitting on the toilet eating.

 Karri was getting used to life in Sunset Valley and still grasping the fact of windows. She's just really dumb.

 Karri got bored after an hour of wall watching and took it upon herself to find the man with the matching suit.
Skinny dipping until he or his wife came outside seemed the appropriate thing to do.

 The sun started rising and Karri  got out of the pool. Actually, it wasn't even a pool. It was a fountain type thing and I'm pretty sure no one should have been swimming in it, naked or not.

 aaaand her clothes were gone.
"WHAT IS THIS MADNESS"

 "Where have you been, I was worried sick about you!" Arlie confessed when Karri got home the next morning. "And why are you wearing a towel?"
"Well I went to visit Thorton and he wasn't outside. So I waited for him naked in his pool."
"But what if his wife saw you !" Arlie was stunned. Yes she was from a different planet but she was just plain  stupid.
"What is that?"
Arlie sighed, and gave up.
 Karri actually applied for a position at the hospital and was in a hurry to face her first day


Arlie tended to the garden that Karri had growing out back. It took some stress out of her day. Having Karri was actually like having an adult child. Maybe this was good preparation for the future...?

Saturday, November 24, 2012

1

Here, ladies and gents, is Arlie X7. Just waking up from her sleep to continue on with her normal life, in a normal neighborhood.
A normal start!



And here is where Brian enters. Perfectly normal just like his wife. Half alien and half manicorn. Welcome to Sunset Valley, folks!
"What's cooking good lookin'!" Brian said as he walked out of the bedroom.
"Deep fried waffles, of course!"


Because their lack of furniture Arlie made it to the only seat in the house to eat her deep fried waffles with globs of butter.
It must feel so relaxing to eat the same place where your food will eventually escape you.

Brian being mildly upset about the seating arrangements.

Brian: Arlie, you are a great cook any everything but you gotta understand that deep fried waffles are something that should be consumed at the county fair, not in the bathroom for breakfast

Arlie sent herself outside after that conversation. I think it was more or less a punishment thing. She played her guitar which was nice because her life time wish is to become a rock star.


Brian went out to dance to her lively music but Arlie packed up and walked away as soon as he was about to get his groove on.


To make his wife feel better he decided to bring her back to Christopher Steels house, as his dog had another puppy.

"Welcome, the puppies are just this way!"
"Don't mind if I do :3 " Brian said as he sassed his way inside. So sassy.


Brian picked the smallest puppy, mostly because it was the only one not chewing it's leg off.
He wasn't the bravest dog of course, as it pee'd right where it stood from excitement.
The dog was appropriately named "Killer".



Brian escorted the shaky dog home while Arlie stayed at Christopher's house.
"OOOOO don't you just love this show Arlie ! The faeries are so presh!"
"Mmm, yes. The big fat one is my favorite"


"If Brian was a faerie what do you think he would look like?" Chistopher asked, sneaking a glance at Arlie.
"Hmm. I can't see Brian being a faerie. But if you were a faerie, Christopher, you would be the short little weak one flying around getting attacked by birds."
"Oh."


Arlie went home in the happiest of moods, which put Brian in a better  one.
Then they realized how ugly their house was.

So they had a litte bit of a makeover with the money they kinda had.

 Because a lot of money went to the dogs.

But where were the dogs?

Killer was out destroying things at the firehouse
 And Pennie was sleeping outside the doghouse. Because Puppies can't sleep in the doghouse; they are puppies. Not dogs.

And Brian being sooooo overjoyed eating his deepfried waffles on the throne while his wife was working